When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.

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