Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.

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