When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.