Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.