Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.

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