Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.

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