Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.

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