If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.