Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.