Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.

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