Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.

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