If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?