Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.

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