Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.

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