Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.

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