Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.

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