Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".