When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.

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