The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.

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