Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.

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