Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.

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