When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.