If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.

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