Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.

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