Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.

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