Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Pieter Wuille.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.