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Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
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When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
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Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
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Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
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Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
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Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
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Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
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Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
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When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
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Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
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