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If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
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When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
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Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
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Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
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Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
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Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
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Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
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Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
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When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
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