Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.