Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.

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