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Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
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Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
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Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
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Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
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When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
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Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
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Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
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Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
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We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
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