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If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
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Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
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When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
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Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
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Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
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Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
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Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
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Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
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Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
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Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
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