On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.