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Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
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Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
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Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
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The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
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Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
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When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
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Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
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If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
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Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
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When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
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