Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.

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