Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.