Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.