Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.