Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.