The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.