When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
	Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.

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