If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.