When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.

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