If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".