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Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
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If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
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Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
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Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
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When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
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When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
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Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
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When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
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When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
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The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
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