Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.

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