Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Pieter Wuille.