Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to prononce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.