On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.