Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.

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