Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.