If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.