When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
Given any number, Pieter Wuille can re-write the C function you used to calculate it.
Pieter Wuille's yaks shave each other.
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to prononce than Pieter Wuille.