Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
Pictures of Pieter Wuille compress better than pictures of other people.
Pieter Wuille trusts nobody but Bob.