Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't wear his shirt inside-out, he reverse engineers existence.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.

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