If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.

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