On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.