Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.