Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.