The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.

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