Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.