Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.