Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.