Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.

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