Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.