If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.