Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
When the FBI asked Pieter Wuille to crack plausible deniabilty of BIP39, he proved the hidden bitcoin stash of Carl Mark Force. FBI don't ask anymore.
Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.