We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.

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