Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".