Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.

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