Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
Only Pieter Wuille can name things harder to pronounce than Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.