Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.

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