Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.