Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille named his dog bc1q4xwnullywullewuelewuulywulewuluhwuelwu.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't need the public key to calculate the corresponding private key.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.

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