When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
Pieter Wuille doesn't mine blocks through repeated use of the SHA256 hash function. He simply looks at the block header and applies the appropriate nonce.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".