Pieter Wuille once beat three real hippos in a game of Hungry Hungry Hippos.
	Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	Miners pay Pieter Wuille to include his transactions.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Pieter Wuille is so much above the Ballmer Peak that if you add him to the graph you can't see the old curve anymore.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	When Pieter Wuille gives you a string of zeroes, it's the funniest joke you've ever heard.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.

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