If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
Pieter Wuille's handwritten signature is a valid DER encoding.
Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.