If you think about your bip39 mnemonic near Pieter Wuille he can sense the words by side channel time attacking your facial microexpressions.
	Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	If a tree falls in a forest and no one is around to hear it, Pieter Wuille knows.
	If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
	Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.

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