Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
Pieter Wuille is an acronym for Programmatic Intelligent Encrypted Telemetric Encapsulated Recursive Witness Upscaling Integrated Load-Balancing Logical Entity.
Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
It is a Bitcoin consensus rule that when Pieter's hard drive is full no more blocks can be added.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
Androids may dream of Electric Sheep, but Electric Sheep dream of Pieter Wuille.
The 32bit nonce of every block during Pieter Wuille's birthday is the hash of his name.
Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.