Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	Pieter Wuille is the quantum state of bitcoin.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.

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