Pieter Wuille solo mines using only a four function calculator and notepad.
	Once I lost my wallet password, Pieter Wuille decrypted my wallet by using IPA pronunciation of his name.
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille already capped out the 7 keystrokes per second with only two fingers. Hardware manufacturers are working to increase keyboard capacity without having to change the whole computer.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	Satoshi Nakamoto is really an AI, created by Future Pieter Wuille, that was sent back in time to create bitcoin.
	When Pieter Wuille compiles code, the compiler asks Pieter if there's any error.
	When they go out, Pieter Wuille pays for his parents.

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