Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
If Pieter Wuille's code fails, he didn't write bad code. The compiler compiled it wrong.
Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
On the seventh day, God rested but Pieter Wuille submitted a pull request.
Once I took my hardware wallet with me at a bitcoin meetup. When it sensed Pieter Wuille it started begging him for a signature.
If every copy of the blockchain were deleted Pieter Wuille would recreate it from memory.
When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.