We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
Dan Bernstein only trusts one source of random numbers: Pieter Wuille.
Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
Pieter Wuille's PhD thesis defence in full: "Pieter Wuille, thank you".
Pieter Wuille replaced the existing monetary system by writing a few thousand lines of code.
Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
Pieter Wuille won the underhanded crypto contest but his entry was so underhanded nobody even knows he entered.