The blockchain is getting bigger, yet every time Pieter Wuille uses his fingers it takes less to sync - if we extrapolate, singularity?
	Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Pieter Wuille vanity sites are not run by Pieter Wuille.
	The longest chain is whichever one Pieter Wuille is on.
	We are all actually living in a simulated reality created by Pieter Wuille.
	Pieter Wuille doesn't write code, he wills it into existence.
	Pieter Wuille once wrote a constant time generator for generating constant time cryptographic code.
	Pieter Wuille once inverted SHA-2. But that just proves that it's impossible.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	If all else fails, bitcoin should be restarted by syncing the code and the blockchain directly from Wuille's mind.

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