Putting Pieter Wuille in the title of an r/Bitcoin submission gets more upvotes than the same post from Pieter Wuille himself.
	Pieter Wuille once stopped a riot at the courthouse by segregating the witnesses.
	Pieter Wuille wrote a one-digit checksum algorithm to prevent people misspelling his name.
	When a woman asked Pieter Wuille to talk dirty to her, he described the OpenSSL DER implementation.
	Blocks containing transactions by Pieter Wuille propagate faster than other blocks.
	Pieter Wuille once calculated a 256-bit SHA on an abacus, and the resulting block gave 25 bitcoins to charity.
	The mere mention of Pieter Wuille causes consensus.
	Pieter Wuille can say "libsecp256k1" 5 times faster than you can.
	Pieter Wuille's full name hashes to 11.
	If you SHA256 the IPA pronunciation of Pieter Wuille, the result is 0. Fortunately, nobody but Pieter Wuille knows what that is.

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