Pieter Wuille's work on Segregated Witness was rooted in an unconscious desire to prevent people from malleating the pronunciation of his surname.
	Pieter Wuille can eat all the Segwit Pie he wants.
	Consensus occurs when Pieter Wuille agrees with himself.
	Pieter Wuille once coincidentally mindmapped the entire human genome on an 11x14 whiteboard.
	When the Wikipedia servers corrupted all data including backups, Pieter Wuille had to stay awake all night to retype it.
	Greg Maxwell is a bot created by Pieter Wuille to argue on reddit while he can get code done.
	The unit of weight of a bitcoin transaction is officially called the Sipa.
	Pieter Wuille use telnet to connect to IRC and speaks RFC2812 natively.
	Pieter Wuille codes // Enlightened Zen master floats // Haikus trickle down.
	Pieter Wuille recently visited an event horizon and escaped with a cryptographic proof.

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